Accidental Abduction

Nothing says I love you like bloodshed and violence.

Accidental Abduction
Eve Langlais
Alien Abduction, book one
ebook, 110 pages
Published May 22nd 2011 by Eve Langlais
ISBN 9780986915420

Abducted by a space pirate, she fights the temptation to let him plunder her goods.

A boyfriend’s attempted murder leaves Megan floundering in the ocean. Sinking without hope, the bright light she sees in the night sky isn’t her doorway to heaven, but rather the beginning of her accidental abduction by a space pirate. While thankful of his rescue, Megan stays true to form and just can’t keep her mouth shut, even when he keeps threatening to kill her--or auction her off to the highest bidder. Even odder, despite her decision to not get involved with her wickedly hot captor, she can’t help craving his touch.

Tren retired from his job as a mercenary so he could enjoy life, but he never counted on the boredom of normalcy. The acquisition of rare items has somewhat filled the void, but his accidental abduction of an outspoken earthling, who doesn’t know when to shut up, turns his life upside. Her fiery spirit draws him while at the same time drives him insane. Struggling with his urges, he must decide-- throttle her barbarian neck or ravish her delectably lush body?

Despite what his heart tries to tell him, he’s determined to sell her to the highest bidder even as he seduces her body. However, despite his best intentions, he discovers he can’t let her go. And when a foe from his past thinks to steal her, he’ll do anything to get her back.

There's nothing believable about this story, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.

When Megan's boyfriend for all of six months decides to dump her behind off a boat and leave her for dead, it's an alien abduction that saves her from inevitable doom. 

Her hero? Tren. A purple ex mercenary turned acquisitions specialist. 

While collecting specimens from Earth's oceans, because, yeah they'll be a rarity at the rate we're destroying our natural resources, he accidentally scoops himself up a human. And he doesn't want it. 

With plans to sell her the first chance he gets, Tren decides to keep it for the time being. Until she awakens and opens her mouth. 

Holy hell, this woman does not shut up! 

And Tren, although annoyed as frukx, finds her spirit and temper arousing. Soon enough, they can't keep their hands off one another. All the while, their clashes never cease. 

Yelling at someone has never, in any way, sparked the fuel in my libido, so the smut did nothing for me. Sure, I laughed, until the non-stop bitching turned that off as well. 

In the end, I did find what I'm always on the hunt for in these paranormal affairs-love, mate marking, and justice. 

3 out of 5 stars.

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